So since Christmas is coming I composed The IF 12 Days of Christmas this morning. I hope this helps to cheer you up.
On the first day of Christmas, my RE gave to me: a bill for an HSG.
On the second day of Christmas, my RE gave to me: 2 follicles and a bill for an HSG.
On the third day of Christmas, my RE gave to me: 3 ultrasounds, 2 follicles, and a bill for an HSG.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my RE gave to me: 4 Ovidrels, 3 ultrasounds, 2 follicles, and a bill for an HSG.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my RE gave to me: FIVE LAB WORK BILLS, 4 Ovidrels, 3 ultrasounds, 2 follicles, and a bill for an HSG.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my RE gave to me: 6 Letrozoles, FIVE LAB WORK BILLS, 4 Ovidrels, 3 ultrasounds, 2 follicles, and a bill for an HSG.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my RE gave to me: 7 blood test scars, 6 Letrozoles, FIVE LAB WORK BILLS, 4 Ovidrels, 3 ultrasounds, 2 follicles, and a bill for an HSG.
On the eighth of Christmas, my RE gave to me: 8 packs of Clomid, 7 blood test scars, 6 Letrozoles, FIVE LAB WORK BILLS, 4 Ovidrels, 3 ultrasounds, 2 follicles, and a bill for an HSG.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my RE gave to me: 9 bags of Crinone, 8 packs of Clomid, 7 blood test scars, 6 Letrozoles, FIVE LAB WORK BILLS, 4 Ovidrels, 3 ultrasounds, 2 follicles, and a bill for an HSG.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my RE gave to me: 10 sperm reports, 9 bags of Crinone, 8 packs of Clomid, 7 blood test scars, 6 Letrozoles, FIVE LAB WORK BILLS, 4 Ovidrels, 3 ultrasounds, 2 follicles, and a bill for an HSG.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my RE gave to me: 11 Follistims, 10 sperm reports, 9 bags of Crinone, 8 packs of Clomid, 7 blood test scars, 6 Letrozoles, FIVE LAB WORK BILLS, 4 Ovidrels, 3 ultrasounds, 2 follicles, and a bill for an HSG.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my RE gave to me: 12 Metformin pills, 11 Follistims, 10 sperm reports, 9 bags of Crinone, 8 packs of Clomid, 7 blood test scars, 6 Letrozoles, FIVE LAB WORK BILLS, 4 Ovidrels, 3 ultrasounds, 2 follicles, and A BILL FOR AN HSG!
If you want a happier ending someone suggested this line to me:
On the thirteenth day of Christmas, my RE gave to me: a beautiful, healthy baby!
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