About Me

I started my infertility journey in August 2011. The frequent blood tests combined with the frustration of unsuccessful treatment was getting me down. Then one day I decided to start parodying the nursery rhymes I taught my first grade students. These rhymes help me laugh at my infertility frustrations as well as give me something to take my mind off of all those blood test needles.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

My RE's a Vampire! (to the tune of Yankee Doodle)

This one is dedicated to everyone in beta limbo as well as anyone who needs to take frequent blood tests because the RE is having a hard time finding the right protocol for your body.  It was originally written on Dec. 3, 2011.

My RE's a vampire
He always asks for my blood
And I really hate the needles
And the early morning tests!

RE says "The level's up,"
RE says "But slowly."
"Come on back same time next week
And I MIGHT have an answer."

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